Local Super Adrenaline has gone AWOL from the local dating scene. Many of the City's local men are outraged.
When interviewed, area man Tom Dupree said "How can this happen? How could she do this to us? I mean, come on! I saved up like three weeks pay for a chance to break the new record and put my name in the books!"
Another local man, Dan Johnson is quoted: "It is a sad day for men everywhere when a hottie like Adrenaline goes missing from the dating scene. How is the local restaurant and flower shop industries going to take this hit on their business? Look at all of the business she, alone, brought into this fair city. I think many places are going to take a serious hit, and some shops may close their doors unless she returns. Doesn't she realize her role in this fair economy?"
Several local women were glad to see Adrenaline missing from the dating scene. Donna Wiezberger stated: "It's about time that the tramp left our men alone. It finally gives us normal ladies a crack at the men. Maybe now they will start noticing us again, and spend some time in the real world with us Real Women!"
Several people have speculated reasons for Adrenaline's disappearance. One theory states that she has been kidnapped, but this is hard to believe as the Borrower is still on active duty with BoSH, and is much easier prey for that sort of thing. Another theory states that due to Adrenaline's high metabolism, she might have 'crashed' for a little while, thus going into a kind of hibernation until her body is able to recoup from the high speeds. Another and less favorable theory is that Adrenaline has actually found a man that could keep her interest, and has left the dating scene for him. The last and craziest of the all the theories states that Adrenaline was seen running from her last date, Stanly Kuprick, at such speeds that she ran into another time or dimension by accident, and is currently attempting to return to us.
No matter what the reason, the Tattler will not rest until Adrenaline is found and returns to the dating scene.