•You have no life- and can prove it mathematically.
•You enjoy pain.
•You know vector calculus but can’t remember how to do long division.
•You cringe whenever anyone says “centrifugal force.”
•You’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
•When you look in a mirror, you see a Physics major.
•It’s sunny and 70 degrees outside... and you’re working on a computer.
•You frequently whistle the theme song to “The Big Bang Theory.”
•You always do homework on Friday nights.
•You know how to integrate a chicken and take the derivative of a cow.
•You think in “math”.
•You see Physics. Everywhere.
•You’ve calculated that the World Series actually diverges.
•You hesitate to look at something because you don’t want to break down its wave function.
•You have a pet named after a scientist.
•You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.
•The humane society has you arrested because you actually performed the Schrödinger’s cat experiment.
•You can translate English into binary.
•You can’t remember what’s behind the door in the science building that says “exit.”
•You have to bring a jacket with you, in the middle of summer, because there’s a windchill factor in the lab.
•You are completely addicted to caffeine.
•You avoid doing anything because you don’t want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.
•You consider any non-science course “easy.”
•When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that, according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe.
•The “fun” center of your brain has deteriorated from lack of use.
•You’ll assume a “horse” is a “sphere” in order to make the math easier.
•You’ve ever said “Well i’m not a rocket scientist, but...Wait, yes i am.”
•You’ve understood more than five of these indicators.
•You make a hard copy of this list and post it on your door.